Funny jokes Quote by Daniel Tosh Download Open image “I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them.” — Daniel Tosh ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny jokes Humor Jokes Jokes Funny Persons Racism Racist
I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny,… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Real racist jokes or sexist jokes aren't funny - not because they're offensive, but because they're not true. As soon as a joke is… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that are politically… — John Waters Copy Share Image
I am okay with most kinds of humour but I don't like jokes that reek of racism and gender bias. — Sunil Grover Copy Share Image
I don't tend to like race jokes. I don't like Jew jokes and black jokes, and they make me very uncomfortable, probably because I'm… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I've actually phased out the misogynistic jokes because I used to think that everyone knew that I was joking. — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
If someone in a work environment says a racist joke, I'm the kind of person who says, 'I'm sorry, I don't find that funny,… — David Schwimmer Copy Share Image
“Jokes are funny only in context. There is no such thing as abstract clever word play. Words have meaning in the world in which… — Robert Jensen Copy Share Image
It’s just what they are — they’re jokes…most jokes are about Jewish people, rednecks, black folks…I can’t determine what offends another person. — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
“I think ethnic jokes are hilarious, all sorts of ethnic jokes. White, black, Mexican, midget. Maybe midgets are not an ethnicity, but they sure… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I thought I better warn you that I am not one of those politically correct comedians, but it turns out that also I'm not… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
Throwing a McDouble in the air at a fat camp and shouting, LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN! — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I'm like our fearless leader [Jesus]. Where do I get my inspiration? I don't know. I just make fun of everything. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I saw a guy wearing a "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet and a Lance Armstrong bracelet, and he went up to this blind kid… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Doing a book signing tomorrow at Barnes & Noble. Bring your own book...I haven't written one yet. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Thank you people that are laughing with your hand away from your mouth. That joke is clearly not for everyone, but I enjoy watching… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can't analyze what makes a joke funny...I do not agree… — David Rees Copy Share Image
It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A little boy asks a driver: - Could you give me a ride, please? Im late for school. - But Im heading in the… — Troublemaker Copy Share Image
What does a woman and a kfc meal have in common???? once ur done with the breast legs and thighs u still ahave a… — Angel Copy Share Image
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. Wow!, said her father, That… — Troublemaker Copy Share Image
“Some of us lived different lives, during a different time, in a different universe. We did it on this planet, though. You may have… — José N. Harris Copy Share Image
I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
What Is The Relation Ship Is Between Cafes And Bars? Simple Most Of The Love Stories Start At Cafes And End At Bars — Troublemaker Copy Share Image
That’s why you call it a budget. You set it and you don’t budge. — Jennifer Morrison Copy Share Image
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