Jokes Quote by Engelbert Humperdinck Download Open image “I do like rude jokes. They're men jokes.” — Engelbert Humperdinck ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes Like Men Rude
I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself. — Mary Roberts Rinehart Copy Share Image
I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I don't tell sexist jokes at parties any more.They're too complicated for women. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking . — Anna Torv Copy Share Image
I'm not good with jokes, no. I don't know a joke at all. I like being told jokes, but I can't tell one myself. — James DeGale Copy Share Image
Naughtiness is a part of growing up. It starts when you're a toddler and never ends. — Engelbert Humperdinck Copy Share Image
When I walk on stage, it's a release valve for me. Life is stressful anyway, so therefore, when I walk on stage, it releases… — Engelbert Humperdinck Copy Share Image
I think it's important to have a sense of humor. You have to be able to laugh at yourself. — Engelbert Humperdinck Copy Share Image
I recorded songs with a great deal of meaning, songs of lasting material. That's the legacy I want to leave behind - a legacy… — Engelbert Humperdinck Copy Share Image
At first I thought I should be a second Beethoven; presently I found that to be another Schubert would be good; then gradually, satisfied… — Engelbert Humperdinck Copy Share Image
The job of an artist is to entertain and not get involved with politics. We give the people in the countries we are visiting… — Engelbert Humperdinck Copy Share Image
The Walker Brothers, they were a talented pair of people. I thought that Scott had a very fine voice. — Engelbert Humperdinck Copy Share Image
I try to keep myself young as possible. I vow to never let my hair go grey. — Engelbert Humperdinck Copy Share Image
I'm in a class by myself, along with people like Rod Stewart. — Engelbert Humperdinck Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
