Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star. — Dana Carvey Abstract Copy Share Image
I couldn't do any of my other characters, you know? But I could have done the lady. Church Lady's Malibu Beach party… — Dana Carvey Any Copy Share Image
I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff. — Dana Carvey Biology Copy Share Image
We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's… — Dana Carvey About Copy Share Image
I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids. — Dana Carvey Being a dad Copy Share Image
That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50. — Dana Carvey Comedian Copy Share Image
I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was… — Dana Carvey Als Copy Share Image
I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds. They're the… — Dana Carvey Bizarre Copy Share Image
I have no regrets. I wanted to raise the kids and be a present father. When I developed a movie, I was… — Dana Carvey Developed Copy Share Image
I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty. — Dana Carvey Famous Copy Share Image
It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's… — Dana Carvey Als Copy Share Image
My characters all start with rhythms and sounds. Once I hear the voice and get into the rhythm, the attitude and the… — Dana Carvey Attitude Copy Share Image
I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level. — Dana Carvey Books Copy Share Image
This movie will actually increase the sex life of parents everywhere because they can put this on, with the 45 minutes of… — Dana Carvey Actually Copy Share Image
I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I'm like a junior Springsteen, without the… — Dana Carvey Juniors Copy Share Image
I recently found out about this other super movie star. He only works from about 11:00 to 4:00, so all his movies… — Dana Carvey About Copy Share Image
While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself. — Dana Carvey Persona Copy Share Image
You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to… — Dana Carvey Armadillos Copy Share Image
I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think. — Dana Carvey Carol burnett Copy Share Image
You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!' — Dana Carvey Alright Copy Share Image
Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years. — Dana Carvey Comedy Copy Share Image
