If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain freedom. — Dana Carvey Certain Copy Share Image
I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and '85 I had no confidence, so I did everything I was told… — Dana Carvey Confidence Copy Share Image
The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that… — Dana Carvey Achilles Copy Share Image
When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other. I enjoy pushing… — Dana Carvey Chance Copy Share Image
I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it hate speech… — Dana Carvey Communication Copy Share Image
I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State. — Dana Carvey Comedy Copy Share Image
I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live' and could… — Dana Carvey Able Copy Share Image
I had written in another draft a completely different kind of fight, but they said they couldn't afford to shoot it. They… — Dana Carvey Afford Copy Share Image
I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to navigate the world fairly easily because… — Dana Carvey Character Copy Share Image
After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I… — Dana Carvey Begging Copy Share Image
I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to kind of navigate the world fairly… — Dana Carvey Character Copy Share Image
I'm a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an… — Dana Carvey Causes Copy Share Image
When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other. — Dana Carvey Chance Copy Share Image
I enjoy pushing my characters to the limit. No matter how far out there I go, I look for things that make… — Dana Carvey Character Copy Share Image
I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a… — Dana Carvey Art Copy Share Image
A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank… — Dana Carvey Bed Copy Share Image
You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago — Dana Carvey Gentleman Copy Share Image
My Obama is getting pretty good ... I think I'll vote for whoever makes my portrayal easier. It takes time to put… — Dana Carvey Comic Copy Share Image
I had auditioned for 'Saturday Night Live' two or three times before and never really saw myself there. I looked up to… — Dana Carvey Bills Copy Share Image
