Quote by Daniel Tosh Download Open image “Until I was thirteen I thought my name was Shutup.” — Daniel Tosh ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
When I was in first grade, everyone made fun of my name, of course. I think it's kind of a big name to hold… — River Phoenix Copy Share Image
I changed my name at 14 because no one outside of my family could pronounce my first name correctly. — J. August Richards Copy Share Image
My name's Hiccup. Great name, I know. But, it's not the worst. Parents believe a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls. — Hiccup Copy Share Image
When my name started popping up I was quite irritated and a little bit in shock. — Michael Snow Copy Share Image
I hated my name. In those days I thought it was really a boy's name. Now lots of girls are called Leslie and I… — Leslie Uggams Copy Share Image
Throwing a McDouble in the air at a fat camp and shouting, LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN! — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I'm like our fearless leader [Jesus]. Where do I get my inspiration? I don't know. I just make fun of everything. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I saw a guy wearing a "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet and a Lance Armstrong bracelet, and he went up to this blind kid… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Doing a book signing tomorrow at Barnes & Noble. Bring your own book...I haven't written one yet. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Thank you people that are laughing with your hand away from your mouth. That joke is clearly not for everyone, but I enjoy watching… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image