Soupy Sales

I do good business in Fort Myers. I'm home safe here.

— Soupy Sales

I've done quite a few television shows in Toronto, and it's a great city.

— Soupy Sales

They offered me $1,500 to do a week of 'The Golden Girls.' Can you imagine that? A big show with a big…

— Soupy Sales

I try to get out and do one summer stock show a year.

— Soupy Sales

If a man falls down and gets up, it's funny. If he falls down and doesn't get up it's not funny.

— Soupy Sales

I miss TV. I miss the creative outlet, the energy, the attention.

— Soupy Sales

Listen, whatever turns you on, that's what you watch. But I don't think that when all is said and done, anybody's going…

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I'm an intelligent man.

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Although I've never been to a psychiatrist, I think I've probably been analyzed as much as any person in the United States.

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I've had some up and down years, but my fondest memories are of Detroit.

— Soupy Sales

Groucho, Bob Hope, Milton Berle, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis it was incredible. It's a thrill to work with people like that, to…

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To perform stand-up comedy in a club, that's the most exciting profession in the world. You're like Spartacus going into battle because…

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When I started out, I was an Innovator of children's programs, and I always felt that my shows were In the best…

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I've seen eras come and go.

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Very few people have been around as long as I have and are still working. They come and go, but I always…

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You can't teach a person to be funny unless you teach him how to swipe someone else's material. To be a success…

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Regardless of what people say, I think I was influential to a lot of kids and a lot of people.

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Nobody ever retires in our business. You might not work as much, but who's going to turn down a great part working…

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You should not throw a pie that's in a pan.

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I don't use four-letter words. I'm not looking for shock.

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As a writer, I need a creative outlet and that's why I do stand-up.

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The performer who does the unexpected is the one who catches and holds his audience.

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I just wanted to do the funniest show I could do. It just so happens that when you put a guy out…

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The people in my audiences are people who never go to comedy clubs. They've grown up with me. They come out to…

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I miss TV, but I don't see much creativity there.

— Soupy Sales