If a man falls down and gets up, it's funny. If he falls down and doesn't get up it's not funny. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
To perform stand-up comedy in a club, that's the most exciting profession in the world. You're like Spartacus going into battle because… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
You can't teach a person to be funny unless you teach him how to swipe someone else's material. To be a success… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
The people in my audiences are people who never go to comedy clubs. They've grown up with me. They come out to… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
Since I started coming back to Detroit in 1974 on a regular basis, every three months or so to play the area's… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
On the show-biz ladder, comedy may only be the fifth rung, but it's the most popular. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
In other big cities, I can play a series of sold-out one-nighters at various comedy clubs, but Detroit's the only place in… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
I've done quite a few television shows in Toronto, and it's a great city. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
They offered me $1,500 to do a week of 'The Golden Girls.' Can you imagine that? A big show with a big budget, and… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
If a man falls down and gets up, it's funny. If he falls down and doesn't get up it's not funny. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
Listen, whatever turns you on, that's what you watch. But I don't think that when all is said and done, anybody's going to remember… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
Although I've never been to a psychiatrist, I think I've probably been analyzed as much as any person in the United States. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
I've had some up and down years, but my fondest memories are of Detroit. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
Groucho, Bob Hope, Milton Berle, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis it was incredible. It's a thrill to work with people like that, to say 'I… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
To perform stand-up comedy in a club, that's the most exciting profession in the world. You're like Spartacus going into battle because every show… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
