I just wanted to do the funniest show I could do. It just so happens that when you put a guy out… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
Back in the '60s, when I did the 'Carol Burnett Show,' we did a 'Honeymooners' sketch. You couldn't even be in the… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
Show me a man who keeps a pipe in his back pocket, and I'll show you a man who burns his britches… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
Our shows were not actually written, but they were precisely thought out. But the greatest thing about the show, and I think… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
When I was doing my show in the '60s, the PTA objected because it thought I was saying 'dese, dem and dose'… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
I've never done anything simply because I thought I could get away with it. I've just wanted to do the funniest show. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
Show me a rock imported from France, and I'll show you de Gaulle stone. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
I've done quite a few television shows in Toronto, and it's a great city. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
They offered me $1,500 to do a week of 'The Golden Girls.' Can you imagine that? A big show with a big budget, and… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
If a man falls down and gets up, it's funny. If he falls down and doesn't get up it's not funny. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
Listen, whatever turns you on, that's what you watch. But I don't think that when all is said and done, anybody's going to remember… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
Although I've never been to a psychiatrist, I think I've probably been analyzed as much as any person in the United States. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
I've had some up and down years, but my fondest memories are of Detroit. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
Groucho, Bob Hope, Milton Berle, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis it was incredible. It's a thrill to work with people like that, to say 'I… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
To perform stand-up comedy in a club, that's the most exciting profession in the world. You're like Spartacus going into battle because every show… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
