Clean up Quote by Soupy Sales

It's not a real pie. It's ummm. A foaming facial wash... Pie.

— Hannah Montana

With a pie, the crust is a real delicacy. It's very hard to get it just right because it's got to be cold and…

— Keri Russell

Pie throwing is always a very funny incident. For a few seconds it takes away the dignity of authority. It's a thing a person…

— Soupy Sales

You should not throw a pie that's in a pan.

— Soupy Sales

A pie dough comes together exactly like a biscuit only there is very, very little liquid and no leavening involved. Other than that, the…

— Alton Brown

Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking…

— Johnny Carson

I've got my finger in a lot of pies.

— Johnny Vegas

If you're going to have a piece of pie, have it. I love pecan pie - but it won't be with ice cream; it…

— David Kirsch

If someone throws a pie at your face, just open your mouth really wide and say, 'Thanks for feeding me, a**hole.'

— Demetri Martin

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.

— Jim Gaffigan

Few people know this about me, but I love baking pies.

— Hilary Swank

Where subtlety fails us we must simply make do with cream pies.

— David Brin