You kids have fun, and be home by Thanksgiving!" our parents would call to us on Halloween night, as we staggered out… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“A jacketless Murdoch resumes his quiz, brushing off the assault as 'an overexcited autograph-hunter wanting to have his shaving foam signed.” — Andy Zaltzman Copy Share Image
