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Andy Zaltzman

(1974) Comedian

8 quotes in 57 categories

Andy Zaltzman is a comedian.

Quick Facts About Andy Zaltzman

Born: October 6, 1974
Profession: Comedian

About Andy Zaltzman

[Wikidata] British comedian and author... | [Wikipedia] Andrew Zaltzman is a British comedian and cricket statistician. His comedy largely deals in topical and sport-related material. He has worked with John Oliver, with their work together including Political Animal, The Department and The Bugle. Since 2016 he has been a cricket statistician for BBC Rad

Quotes by Andy Zaltzman

Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.

Boxes

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Yes, freedom is good, but arguably, grammar is better.

Freedom

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“New Labour leader Ed Miliband announces plan to 'make this party slightly less unelectable by 2015'. He added: 'I am Ed, the…

2010

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“Nice mix of Tory MPs saying this issue shouldn't be used for petty political pointscoring, & Tory MPs trying to score petty…

2011

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Politicians are like God. No one believes in them, they haven't done anything for ages, and they give jobs to their immediate…

Age

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“A jacketless Murdoch resumes his quiz, brushing off the assault as 'an overexcited autograph-hunter wanting to have his shaving foam signed.”

2011

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If Britons were left to tax themselves, there would be no schools, no hospitals, just a 500-mile-high statue of Diana, Princess of…

Britons

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To all the revolutionaries fighting to throw off the yoke of tyranny around the world: look at British democracy. Is that what…

Around the world

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