Comedy Quotes by Soupy Sales

I do good business in Fort Myers. I'm home safe here.

— Soupy Sales

I've done quite a few television shows in Toronto, and it's a great city.

— Soupy Sales

They offered me $1,500 to do a week of 'The Golden Girls.' Can you imagine that? A big show with a big budget, and…

— Soupy Sales

I try to get out and do one summer stock show a year.

— Soupy Sales

If a man falls down and gets up, it's funny. If he falls down and doesn't get up it's not funny.

— Soupy Sales

I miss TV. I miss the creative outlet, the energy, the attention.

— Soupy Sales

Listen, whatever turns you on, that's what you watch. But I don't think that when all is said and done, anybody's going to remember…

— Soupy Sales

I'm an intelligent man.

— Soupy Sales

Although I've never been to a psychiatrist, I think I've probably been analyzed as much as any person in the United States.

— Soupy Sales

I've had some up and down years, but my fondest memories are of Detroit.

— Soupy Sales

Groucho, Bob Hope, Milton Berle, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis it was incredible. It's a thrill to work with people like that, to say 'I…

— Soupy Sales

To perform stand-up comedy in a club, that's the most exciting profession in the world. You're like Spartacus going into battle because every show…

— Soupy Sales

When I started out, I was an Innovator of children's programs, and I always felt that my shows were In the best of taste…

— Soupy Sales

I've seen eras come and go.

— Soupy Sales

Very few people have been around as long as I have and are still working. They come and go, but I always work. It's…

— Soupy Sales