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“Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even the magic can't fix. Other than that you should be all right, presuming you remembered to wear the regulation above-ground micro-fibre jumpsuit recently…” quote by Eoin Colfer
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“Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even the magic can't fix. Other than that you should be all right, presuming you remembered to wear the regulation above-ground micro-fibre jumpsuit recently patented by me. Then again, being a Recon jock, you probably didn't.”

Eoin Colfer

About This Quote

A darkly humorous warning about the lethal power of a firearm and the absurdity of over-the-top protective gear, implying that death is inevitable despite precautions.

In simple terms: Humorous warning about deadly guns and futile protection.

Key Takeaway

Even the best gear can't stop death.

Themes

mortality humor technology warfare absurdity

Mood

darkly comedic cynical sarcastic

Type

satire warning fictional monologue

When to use this quote

  • combat scenarios
  • military training
  • science‑fiction settings
  • dangerous missions

Key Concepts

firearms protective equipment reconnaissance

Practical Applications

  • satirical writing
  • character dialogue

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does this say about human hubris?
  • How does humor affect perception of danger?
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