Jocks Quotes

[Calvin Trillin] was very "shoe," which means he was a big jock, a big deal.

— Kevin Sessums

“There's more geeks in this world than jocks. And, most of us are on line!”

— Christopher Velis

I'm a jock and I'm an athlete, and that's what I love to do.

— Marion Jones

I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked.

— Mo Rocca

“Jocks usually aren't smart. Their muscles feast on their brains.”

— Katie McGarry

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— Terry Pratchett

Gisele Bundchen is a bit of a jock. 1 of my fave shoots is her playing football

— Anna Wintour

I wanted to be a blues guitar player. And a singer. And a songwriter. Not a shock jock.

— John Mayer

Just relax and really say what you're actually thinking, and not what you think people want to hear.

— Channing Tatum

I've always been a closet jock, but when I got married and had kids, that fell by the wayside.

— Michelle Obama

“The roof was torn off the gym. God's way of telling the jocks that they'd better remember who's really charge.”

— Dana Reinhardt

A big, studly football jock like me? I got plenty of blood to spare. For you, I have anything to spare.

— Anonymous

I've always been a closet jock. With exercising, the more you do it, the more you get into it. And the more…

— Michelle Obama

I was a total jock growing up. I went to super-dorky basketball clinics and was handpicked to play on a state team…

— Erin Wasson

“Why do all the hot girls want the jocks and the good boys? We losers are the ones that need you.”

— Huntley Fitzpatrick

I'd kind of expected that kids who knew about the Real World wouldn't act like jock dipwads. Guess I was wrong.

— Lilith Saintcrow

You can be good at technology and like fashion and art. You can be good at technology and be a jock. You…

— Marissa Mayer

I've taken magic lessons since I was five-years-old. When I was little I would wear a top hat and cape, and I'd…

— Matthew Gray Gubler

Unlike conventional jocks, who tend to sell aluminum siding and give canned speeches to parochial-school athletic banquets in the off-season, race drivers…

— Brock Yates

“The nerds are rich and successful, and those jocks are dumb divorced guys with beer bellies. By the way, in high school,…

— Jim Gaffigan

I might have been too tiny for it, but I wanted to become a professional tennis player. I was a pretty good…

— Robbie Rist

I started to duck under the spears, only to have the two vamps on the other wall suddenly appear in my face.…

— Karen Chance

DEVO was like the punk band that non Punk America saw as Punk and so when people who were really into Punk…

— Thurston Moore

I think the biggest shift for me is - this is going to sound like a wanky actor, but - getting in…

— Zoe Bell

Once we realized that there were these 25 invariable types - the class politician, the frigid popular girl, the kid who tags…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Booyah, I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle." "You're going, too?" "Am I not ninja…

— Rachel Caine

She stared at Peter, and she realized that in that one moment, when she hadn't been thinking, she knew exactly what he'd…

— Jodi Picoult

Jock Semple and I were at daggers drawn for five years, even though I kind of forgave him from the get-go. I…

— Kathrine Switzer

“Jocks were pretty much exempt from the standards that bound the rest of us. Teachers and administrators humor them because it's in…

— Hilary Thayer Hamann

Well, my dad was into music, but he wasn't into me being into music. In my house when I was a kid,…

— Todd Snider

How much he was shaped by being in the hospital so much as a kid. Because he was sick, he was a…

— Chris Matthews

If this was a movie, we would've sat down at the table with the guys and they would have learned some kind…

— Kami Garcia

He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

— Al Yankovic

I swam a little bit in high school but I wasn't a jock.

— Joel Silver

I was always more of an academic than a jock.

— Edwin Moses

In high school, I was a total jock/extracurricular nerd/just plain nerd.

— Mark Feuerstein

Football players are misunderstood. They aren't the dumb jocks people think they are.

— Simone Elkeles

While some of my closest friends were jocks, it seemed that they spoke a different language with each other. Joining in their…

— Mo Rocca

Dag y'all! I never understood, black. Why the jocks get all the fly girls and me I get the hood rats.

— Skeelo

I was a jock in college and high school, but I didn't hang out with the jocks. I was sort of a…

— Adam Rapp