Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes." "That's professor Moriarty," corrected Foaly. "Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
In spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly: Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn’t there some law that says we get twenty-four? Artemis: I don't… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you..." ... "What is it?"… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red glow coming from… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
You need to stop thinking with your head, Mud Boy, and start thinking with your heart.” Artemis sighed. The heart was an… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
No, I don't think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you an example. One of the B'wa Kell… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy." Pex was unrepentant. "Yeah, well, he asked for it. Calling us ... all those… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly walked rapidly into the cockpit, strapping herself into the pilot's chair. "Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn’t… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
I have always loved 'Stig of the Dump.' I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?" The boy extended a dripping hand straight up. "My name is Orion.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Humans have a saying that "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder", which basically means that if you think it's beautiful,… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Anything can be real. Every imaginable thing is happening somewhere along the dimensional axis. These things happen a billion times over with… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All Artemis could… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot eyes and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“I feel him near in the twist of me guts. It's something I've always been able to do. --The Reluctant Assassin” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
![“Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you..." ... "What is it?" [Holly] asked, afraid of the answer, which must surely be terrible. "Yeah," agreed Foaly, who always had time to feel insulted. "Why am I an imbecile?” quote by Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/8bb/eoin-colfer-736_answers_stupid-stupid-foaly-we-are-both-imbecile_956653.jpg)
