People Quotes by Eoin Colfer

8 People quotes by Eoin Colfer

Eoin Colfer’s eight quick takes on people blend his playful storytelling with genuine insight. Though the collection is brief, it captures his knack for spotting the quirks and strengths that define us.

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Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time?" "Of course we did. They attacked us in Iceland.…

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People are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. You’re a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died.

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What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and Hook is one of the most…

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Don’t feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.

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And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.

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You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy is so not here.…

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I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.

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People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone.

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“I feel him near in the twist of me guts. It's something I've always been able to do. --The Reluctant Assassin”

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Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised.…

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(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)

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Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something…

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“ It's now or never , thought Otto. Now, now! thought Witmeyer. And so Ram kissed Thundercat, and suddenly neither bed of roses nor…

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