Funny Quotes by Eoin Colfer

9 Funny quotes by Eoin Colfer

Eoin Colfer’s adventure stories are full of humor, and these nine quotes capture that lively spirit. They’re perfect for a short, fun read that showcases his playful tone.

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“this was business.”

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There’s always time for babbling.

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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

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The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.

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Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.

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“Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch.”

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“That will be her undoing," gasped Artemis, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. "Artemis Fowl will never be secondary…

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Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be…

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“So, Mr. Digence, home to visit the family?" "That's right. My mother's folks are from Killarney." "Oh, really?" "O'Reilly, actually. But what's…

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Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon

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“I feel him near in the twist of me guts. It's something I've always been able to do. --The Reluctant Assassin”

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Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised.…

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(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)

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Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something…

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