Bananas Quote by Woody Allen

When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff…

— Steven Wright

I used to steal from the library, which is a crime and it's bad, but I just couldn't get enough books, and I also…

— Sara Pascoe

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. I was also a fan of…

— Karen Russell

My body was braille for the creeping influences.

— Seamus Heaney

I've often thought that my scruples about stealing books were the only thing that stood in the way of my being a really great…

— Malcolm Bradbury

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use…

— Rich Fulcher

Honestly, I love stealing things.

— Creed Bratton

I also felt guilty about the three pens I'd stolen, but only for a second. And since there was no convenient way to give…

— Patrick Rothfuss

I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I got caught stealing when I was a kid from the local bodega right across the street from where we lived. I tried to…

— Marlon Wayans

I always sent my mother all these huge books I made. When my mother died, I was cleaning her cupboard, and these big books…

— Marina Abramovic

Surprisingly I've never really stolen anything. One time when I was really young, I was walking down the street, found a GI Joe in…

— Baron Vaughn