Bottles Quote by Patrick Rothfuss

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use…

— Rich Fulcher

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

— Mitch Hedberg

I get used to my fountain pens and my clothes, and I can never throw them away. I replace them only when I see…

— Orhan Pamuk

No matter how many pens I buy, they always 'mysteriously' go missing.

— Anonymous

You know, I have dropped three expensive pens on the nib. And it just makes you cry when it happens.

— Jim Watkins

I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Who else had one of those pens with a five colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once?

— Nishant Grover

Put down the pen someone else gave you. No one ever drafted a life worth living on borrowed ink.

— Jack Kerouac

I don't get many pens from someone holding on to me.

— Andy Carroll

I always felt guilty. My whole life.

— Ingrid Bergman

Throwaway pens are no good - I never liked them. I've tried them all.

— Robert Crumb

I've twice accidentally stolen something, and both times I went back and paid for them when I realized I had done it.

— Katie Featherston