Caught Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use…

— Rich Fulcher

My father worked in a bank while my mother looked after my four brothers and me, the only girl in our family.

— Tu Youyou

My father, who was jailed for stealing on more than one occasion, just abandoned his fatherly responsibilities and disappeared. I grew up working from…

— Wayne Dyer

Stealing money from your parents - I feel like I did that a lot and I now know as an adult that your parents…

— Cameron Esposito

I come from a simple background, so I couldn't call my father and say, 'Come pay my bills,' so I had to get out…

— Camila Alves

I also felt guilty about the three pens I'd stolen, but only for a second. And since there was no convenient way to give…

— Patrick Rothfuss

I got caught stealing when I was a kid from the local bodega right across the street from where we lived. I tried to…

— Marlon Wayans

I stole a significant amount of money from a family member. I knew I was going to get caught, but I was so desperate…

— Cory Monteith

My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.

— Chevy Chase

My dad came over to the house... went into his pocket and pulled out a handful of money, and began to pass it out…

— Bill Cosby

My father was a doctor, but his passion was making cars, and he was also very good at carpentry. He was a gem, and…

— Harshvardhan Rane

I don't remember ever stealing things, but I suppose I was endlessly borrowing money off people.

— A. A. Gill