Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand. — Chevy Chase Bones Copy Share Image
Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma. — Chevy Chase Break Copy Share Image
I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up… — Chevy Chase Bills Copy Share Image
Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars. — Chevy Chase Media Copy Share Image
We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs. — Chevy Chase Could Copy Share Image
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish — Chevy Chase Funny Copy Share Image
It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it. — Chevy Chase Making movies Copy Share Image
With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend. — Chevy Chase Clinton Copy Share Image
It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering. — Chevy Chase Autographs Copy Share Image
A good name for a mistress would be close to a man's name so that nobody would know. Like... Conane. — Chevy Chase Good Name Copy Share Image
It will eventually be discovered that the more you sleep, the healthier you are. Which means you'll really be at your healthiest… — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given… — Chevy Chase About Copy Share Image
Let's not call physical comedy falling down and pratfalls. All humor is physical, no matter how you dish it out. It's timing,… — Chevy Chase Athlete Copy Share Image
I left Saturday Night Live after that first year. I never wanted to work for more than a year on anything. — Chevy Chase Saturday night Copy Share Image
I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying… — Chevy Chase Age Copy Share Image
