Socialism works ... [and] Cuba might prove that. I think it's conclusive that there have been areas where socialism has helped to… — Chevy Chase Areas Copy Share Image
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me. — Chevy Chase Break Copy Share Image
My favorite food is eggs. I like 'em over easy on a muffin with a little ham. I can have four of… — Chevy Chase Every morning Copy Share Image
My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it. — Chevy Chase Father Copy Share Image
Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money. — Chevy Chase Made Copy Share Image
You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and… — Chevy Chase Bothered Copy Share Image
I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't. — Chevy Chase Looks Copy Share Image
Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering… — Chevy Chase Daddy Copy Share Image
If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want. — Chevy Chase Friendship Copy Share Image
Live a life of grace. You'll be a better person for it, and so will your children. — Chevy Chase Better Copy Share Image
My stepfather was a psychoanalyst. You might think he'd have known better than to hit kids. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign. — Chevy Chase Acid Copy Share Image
The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in… — Chevy Chase Attention Copy Share Image
Any good actor has to have a good sense of humour, too; they have to be able to manipulate people. — Chevy Chase Able Copy Share Image
There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful. — Chevy Chase Awful Copy Share Image
Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming. — Chevy Chase Cinema Copy Share Image
Fame is a very unnatural human condition. When you stop to realize that Abraham Lincoln was probably never seen by more than… — Chevy Chase Abraham Copy Share Image
I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of… — Chevy Chase Hands Copy Share Image
I went to college with every intention of being a doctor. I was redirected by my grades. That, and a fake radio… — Chevy Chase Medicine Copy Share Image
I guess I look so straight and normal, nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall. — Chevy Chase Fall Copy Share Image
I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can… — Chevy Chase About Copy Share Image
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