Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish — Chevy Chase Bird Copy Share Image
I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't. — Chevy Chase Looks Copy Share Image
I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem. — Chevy Chase Attitude Copy Share Image
They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase. — Chevy Chase Actor Copy Share Image
It will eventually be discovered that the more you sleep, the healthier you are. Which means you'll really be at your healthiest… — Chevy Chase Healthier Copy Share Image
We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs. — Chevy Chase Could Copy Share Image
If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want. — Chevy Chase Friendship Copy Share Image
It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering. — Chevy Chase Autographs Copy Share Image
Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering… — Chevy Chase Daddy Copy Share Image
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. — Chevy Chase Athletic Copy Share Image
I left Saturday Night Live after that first year. I never wanted to work for more than a year on anything. — Chevy Chase Saturday night Copy Share Image
I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now. — Chevy Chase Actor Copy Share Image
My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it. — Chevy Chase Father Copy Share Image
Let's not call physical comedy falling down and pratfalls. All humor is physical, no matter how you dish it out. It's timing,… — Chevy Chase Athlete Copy Share Image
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me. — Chevy Chase Break Copy Share Image
I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of… — Chevy Chase Autograph Copy Share Image
Any good actor has to have a good sense of humour, too; they have to be able to manipulate people. — Chevy Chase Able Copy Share Image
You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and… — Chevy Chase Bothered Copy Share Image
I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying… — Chevy Chase Age Copy Share Image
The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had… — Chevy Chase Carter Copy Share Image
The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was. — Chevy Chase Best Copy Share Image
There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful. — Chevy Chase Awful Copy Share Image
I am just happy that I have children. I don't care what they want to do! — Chevy Chase Am Copy Share Image
I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have… — Chevy Chase Advice Copy Share Image
