Bothered Quote by Chevy Chase

I don't hire a lot of number-crunchers, and I don't trust fancy marketing surveys. I do my own surveys and draw my own conclusions.

— Donald Trump

I was never a joke teller. I don't even like jokes, for the most part. I don't like to hear them, and rarely can…

— Ed O'Neill

I don't claim to have all the answers; after all, I'm just a comedian who reads a lot.

— Adam Conover

“USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.”

— David Letterman

Statistics don't lie. It's the people who make up the statistics that lie.

— George W. Buck

I do have people who are like, "Yo, I think someone hacked into your Twitter account to talk about census forms." I'm like, "No,…

— Rosario Dawson

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

— David Letterman

The only statistics you can trust are those you falsified yourself.

— Winston Churchill

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

— Will Rogers

I don't make statements, I am not rude, and I have never used social media to attack people or to make points. I use…

— Mandira Bedi

If the statistics are boring, you've got the wrong numbers.

— Edward Tufte

Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black…

— Anonymous