My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with… — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
