Funny Quote by Chevy Chase Download Open image “Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish” — Chevy Chase ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Goldfish Humorous Parrots Personality Pet Witty
“There can be no question that parrots have more intellect than any other kind of bird, and it is this that makes them such… — E.H. Aitken Copy Share Image
I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet. — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
Parrots mimic their owners. Their owners consider that a sign of intelligence. — Marty Rubin Copy Share Image
I have a deep-seated respect for parrots. As gifted as I am with all other wildlife, parrots have this uncanny desire to kill me.… — Steve Irwin Copy Share Image
I’m a big fan of parrots - I think they’re fascinating creatures. Many of them live for longer than us humans and it's interesting… — Derren Brown Copy Share Image
If you can find a host for me that has a friendly parrot, I will be very very glad… DON'T buy a parrot figuring… — Richard Stallman Copy Share Image
Don't Be A Parrot Attitude In Life, Be An Eagle. A Parrot Talks Way Too Much But Can't Fly High. But An Eagle Is… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
If they'd wanted a nice parrot, they wouldn't have asked for me. — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
The parrots are great. They do something I refer to as "the Phone Call from Venus." They repeat all my phone conversations. It can… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
I have two dogs and a parrot, so they require a lot of attention. They deserve it. — Cassie Steele Copy Share Image
The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm getting better and better at 'em. I really… — Steve Irwin Copy Share Image
Don't Be A Parrot In Life, Be An Eagle. A Parrot Speaks But Can't Fly High. But An Eagle Is Silent, And Has The… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with… — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
