Most times a person grows up gradually, but I found myself in a hurry... Hoping to find an answer, I uncovered an… — John August Copy Share Image
My wife and I have long discussions about [George] Carlin, and we refuse to accept that he died an atheist. It's just,… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Life isn’t fair. Fair is somewhere you go to ride the dodgems and win a goldfish. (from Rush of Blood) — Mark Billingham Copy Share Image
Like a fish needs a bicycle. A goldfish riding a bicycle underwater. I need a man like a fish needs a bicycle. — Irina Dunn Copy Share Image
Every parent who has ever said a few words over a goldfish in a toilet bowl or felt the numbness of an… — Lori Borgman Copy Share Image
There's an old adage," he said, "translated from the ancient Coptic, that contains all the wisdom of the ages -- "Life is… — Beryl Markham Copy Share Image
Goldfish have no memory, I guess their lives are much like mine. And the little plastic castle is a surprise everytime. — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
In my early career I was like a goldfish. Rejection didn't affect me; I'd just forget how bad it was and keep… — Emily Watson Copy Share Image
Is there no Villain in this World who doth not regard himself as a poor abus'd Innocent, no She-Wolf who doth not… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
“but nothing I ever gave was good for you; it was like white bread to goldfish. they cram and cram, and it… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
What's Your Purple Goldfish? busts a myth and reveals a simple truth about customer service. Stan uncovers the recipe for creating signature… — Barry Moltz Copy Share Image
Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose, Drinking fresh mango juice. Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes. Fun fun fun in the… — Howard Goodall Copy Share Image
Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl,except, of course, for those… — Graham Taylor Copy Share Image
All the green in the planted world consists of these whole, rounded chloroplasts wending their ways in water. If you analyze a… — Annie Dillard Copy Share Image
I believe there is something of the divine mystery in everything that exists. We can see it sparkle in a sunflower or… — Jostein Gaarder Copy Share Image
Tony Fernandes is in that goldfish bowl and he's swimming against the tide. — Niall Quinn Copy Share Image
I hate reality shows like Big Brother and I'm A Celebrity. I'd rather watch a goldfish bowl. — Janet Street-Porter Copy Share Image
Everything in the universe is everything else. A man is a killer is a saint is a monkey is a cockroach is… — Craig Clevenger Copy Share Image
One of the women at the clinic had remarked dryly that Harrow's personal magnetism not only affected men, women and children but… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
I have pets, but they're the really ordinary sort - yellow Labrador, tabby cat, white rabbit, a few goldfish - that kind… — Graeme Base Copy Share Image
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