About Quote by Alan Alda

When my mother would make me sandwiches for school - zucchini and eggs, pepper and eggs, everything was with eggs - the oil would…

— Pat Cooper

I was six years old and in a show-and-tell session at school. The teacher had brought coconut shells, and said if you click them…

— Omid Djalili

I was a class clown. At 12, I was definitely clowning. I was making all the jokes. But I was smart, so the teachers…

— J. Cole

I remember very vividly being little and bringing my lunch to school and taking out what was my to-die-for treats from home, whether it…

— Michelle Wu

I was every other kid in elementary school. I was eating packaged burritos for lunch... and pizzas - it's not the worst, but not…

— Karrueche Tran

When I was in grade school, my teachers decided I was just about the dumbest thing to come through the door in a long…

— W. Bruce Cameron

“When I started sixth grade, the other kids made fun of Brian and me because we were so skinny. They called me spider legs,…

— Jeannette Walls

I once went with my grandson to a county fair where you shoot a water pistol at the clown's mouth. We came home with…

— Ruth Westheimer

On the first day of school, I tell all my students to rip up their textbooks, and then I leave before their real teacher…

— Victoria Beryl Zelinski

“What I Found in My Desk A ripe peach with an ugly bruise, a pair of stinky tennis shoes, a day-old ham-and-cheese on rye,…

— Bruce Lansky

In first grade, I told my friends I had a third story in my house filled with jewels and lions.

— Kendall Jenner

When my sixth grade teacher opened the class with subtle praise for the guardsmen shooting four people to death at Kent State, I'd given…

— Jello Biafra