A fun thing to do in the checkout line is to take one thing from the cart in front of you and… — Victoria Beryl Zelinski Funny quotes witty quotes Copy Share Image
Wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere. — Victoria Beryl Zelinski Cops Copy Share Image
If I were a bird, I would be the one that shows up right after they finish building the nest. — Victoria Beryl Zelinski Bird Copy Share Image
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On the first day of school, I tell all my students to rip up their textbooks, and then I leave before their… — Victoria Beryl Zelinski Education Copy Share Image
