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Our grocery store now has self-checkout, for your convenience. It's like getting punched in the throat, for your comfort.

— Dana Gould

Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.

— Anonymous

“I started taking walks with my children on trash day just to collect the extra proofs of purchase. We’d roam the alleys together, stopping…

— Mary Potter Kenyon

I know what it's like to have to put back food at the checkout line because you don't have enough money and those kinds…

— Deb Haaland

Cashiers are always checking me out.

— Anonymous

I babysat kids in a ShopRite, which is a grocery store. They had a babysitting center so that parents could bring their children while…

— Kate Micucci

When I go to the supermarket, I can see people looking in my cart. So I have to be careful what I buy and…

— Jill Biden

That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, they're…

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when youre shopping, and when youre almost near the cashier, theyre…

— Anonymous

This errand we're on goes to one store.

— Anonymous

When I sit down to the feast of life ... I'm so busy planning on how to pick up the check, and wondering what…

— Frederik Pohl

I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.

— Anonymous