Funny quotes witty quotes Quote by Victoria Beryl Zelinski Download Open image “Turned my phone onto” — Victoria Beryl Zelinski ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes witty quotes
I used to have a phone machine that you turn 'on' and 'off,' which was great. Now, it's so technological that it's like going… — Tim Burton Copy Share Image
“Turning on the auto-answer, then deactivating the ringer and vibrate functions transformed an ordinary cell phone into an inconspicuous listening device.” — Marc Cameron Copy Share Image
Don't touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, a wePhone or an ourPhone it's an iPhone! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I think...my phone is broken. I pressed the home button but I'm still at office....omg ! — Zhat Copy Share Image
Oh, you lost your cell phone on vibrate? If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
A fun thing to do in the checkout line is to take one thing from the cart in front of you and see if… — Victoria Beryl Zelinski Copy Share Image
Wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere. — Victoria Beryl Zelinski Copy Share Image
If I were a bird, I would be the one that shows up right after they finish building the nest. — Victoria Beryl Zelinski Copy Share Image
On the first day of school, I tell all my students to rip up their textbooks, and then I leave before their real teacher… — Victoria Beryl Zelinski Copy Share Image
A fun thing to do in the checkout line is to take one thing from the cart in front of you and see if… — Victoria Beryl Zelinski Copy Share Image
On the first day of school, I tell all my students to rip up their textbooks, and then I leave before their real teacher… — Victoria Beryl Zelinski Copy Share Image
