The only thing a woman is good at fixing is her man a motherfucking sandwich. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“How would you like to be in the middle of a Vega sandwich?” — Santino (Sonny) Hassell Copy Share Image
A smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there has been one. — Peter Drury Copy Share Image
Buy me a unicorn. and you will live. get me a sandwich and I will love you forever. — Luuluu Copy Share Image
To think of Tolstoy eating a sandwich is intrinsically kind of funny. — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
When I'm at craft services, I make the best-tasting,10-layer meat and cheese sandwich with no bread. — Kellan Lutz Copy Share Image
Sandwich outdoors isn’t a sandwich anymore. Tastes different than indoors, notice? Got more spice. Tastes like mint and pinesap. Does wonders for… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to keep your sandwich pressed down, so your meat doesn't spill out. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
But, you know, it's still a drag to get your picture taken when you're eating a sandwich. It's a downer. — Keanu Reeves Copy Share Image
“I did an about-face and veered into the sandwich shop. What I ordered is none of your business, but it was really… — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
“Life is like a sandwich―if you fill it with bollocks there's less room for Brie and grapes.” — Rae Earl Copy Share Image
We want a system that creates the same exact sandwich, very rapidly and very consistently, every single time. — Jimmy John Liautaud Copy Share Image
While they're still warm, I like to sandwich a chocolate chip cookie with raspberry stracchiatella gelato. — Sherry Yard Copy Share Image
“The father was long and thin, with a red face framed in white whiskers, and looking like a living sandwich, a piece… — Guy de Maupassant Copy Share Image
I need to eat a large meal before I play, and the one thing that was kind of consistent in every single… — Max Scherzer Copy Share Image
I am optimistic that many, when choosing where to buy their lunch, will settle on the sandwich chain which a map, or… — Penny Mordaunt Copy Share Image
In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Spaghetti is good with ranch, and spaghetti is good with sugar. You put all of that together and make a sandwich out… — Terry Rozier Copy Share Image
A misperception about anorexia is that you don't eat. Not true. Maybe you eat just 500 calories a day. It would be… — Brittany Snow Copy Share Image
“The idea of a sandwich as a snack goes back to Roman times. Scandinavians perfected the technique with the Danish open-faced sandwich,… — DeeDee Stovel Copy Share Image
I had a ham-and-cheese sandwich last night. It was the best sandwich I ever had. Just wonderful. White bread, American cheese, ham,… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
A bit of theory as we settle down for lunch: the waiter's treatment of Kitty is actually a kind of sandwich, with… — Jennifer Egan Copy Share Image
“Does it work with sandwiches? he asked. I didn't move. He handed it over. George was watching with a kind of neutral… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
I'm a big believer in the benefit of a home studio. You're sitting there and maybe you don't know the next line.… — Finneas Copy Share Image
“Downstairs, Angelina rummaged through Mrs. Capuccio's refrigerator and found some pumpernickel bread, the end of a smoked pork roast, and a half… — Brian O'Reilly Copy Share Image
“It is one of the great sandwiches of all time and has swept its way around the world after an American beginning.… — James Beard Copy Share Image
If you're climbing big routes that'll take you 16 hours, or, like, El Capitan, you have to take something like a big,… — Alex Honnold Copy Share Image
“Is there anything I can do?" He gave her a tired grin. "Crawl in bed with me." She glared at him, then… — Susan Wiggs Copy Share Image
“You alarm me!' said the King. 'I feel faint—Give me a ham sandwich!' On which the Messenger, to Alice's great amusement, opened… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
