“Aw, git reconciled!.. You can’t git her wid no fish sandwich.” — Zora Neale Hurston Copy Share Image
Sometimes I dress like what I want for lunch, because all I can think about is having a tuna sandwich. — Mika Copy Share Image
If someone wants to eat healthy, they can do that and get the sandwich exactly right. I'm so pleased we're able to… — Fred DeLuca Copy Share Image
Instead of a sandwich, you're much better off enjoying a delicious and filling supper of around 400 calories - and that will… — Dave Myers Copy Share Image
I hope we're not barred from Argentina - I'd quite like to go back for another ham and cheese sandwich. — James May Copy Share Image
It's hard in the firehouse to avoid the dessert thing. At 3 in the morning after some emergency, I have been known… — Caroline Paul Copy Share Image
Life is like a sandwich! Birth as one slice, and death as the other. What you put in-between the slices is up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're not going to be the fastest-growing or the biggest. I think there's plenty of room for a little old sandwich shop… — Jimmy John Liautaud Copy Share Image
When you're poor, an egg sandwich is dinner and you cut your potatoes with a butter knife. — John Witherspoon Copy Share Image
I tour a lot and interview a lot. I'm on the Internet and doing stuff. I go out and promote. I've got… — Al Jarreau Copy Share Image
I like the philosophy of the sandwich, as it were. It typifies my attitude to life, really. It's all there, it's fun,… — Molly Parkin Copy Share Image
I shout at the radio when someone starts talking over the end of a song. Shut up! I don't want to hear… — Jessica Brown Findlay Copy Share Image
At my school, they have an ice cream special sometimes, and they have this ice cream sandwich, except the sandwich part is… — Lilla Crawford Copy Share Image
I go eat a sandwich for lunch and have a milk shake and miss going to the gym for 10 days, and… — Eric Dane Copy Share Image
One of my little girls is named Reagan. Her first words were, 'Mr. Larry, tear down this crib.' That was her first… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
My life has become extremely hard. I am banned on Twitter. I'm banned on Uber. I'm banned on Lyft. I'm banned on… — Laura Loomer Copy Share Image
When I order sandwiches or coffee, I don't give my name: I'll say 'David' or something. It's just not worth it. They… — Tennys Sandgren Copy Share Image
The plastic on your sandwich really doesn't have to be made to last 50 years. — Charles Moore Copy Share Image
I don't need anybody, I'm successful in life enough to buy myself a f'ing sandwich. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My favourite dinner is a cup of tea and a ham sandwich with English mustard. — Marco Pierre White Copy Share Image
If she's still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
A sandwich needn't be loaded with bacon or ham to make it a serious feast. — Rachel Khoo Copy Share Image
I don't know what would happen to me if I ate a bacon sandwich, but I'm just not interested. — Ella Woodward Copy Share Image
Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich? — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I get the same lurching thrill now when I'm about to sit down to an egg mayonnaise sandwich and a packet of… — Viv Albertine Copy Share Image
I think I've almost killed myself 1,000 times eating some sandwich as fast as I possibly could and almost choking. It's a… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
I said you could sue a ham sandwich. It's not going to change anything. Well, you can audit a ham sandwich, and… — John Fetterman Copy Share Image
