Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you. — Psyche_Zeroh Amusement Copy Share Image
If she's still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich. — Psyche_Zeroh Deserve Copy Share Image
What is your worst sin? My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty. That isn't vanity, dear, that's imagination. — Psyche_Zeroh Attitude Copy Share Image
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved… — Psyche_Zeroh Amusement Copy Share Image
Heroin - A drug that helps you to escape reality, while making it much harder to cope when you are recaptured. — Psyche_Zeroh Amusement Copy Share Image
It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words. — Psyche_Zeroh Amusement Copy Share Image
Lady Astor: If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it! — Psyche_Zeroh Attitude Copy Share Image
Life doesn't give me lemons anymore. Not after what happened last time. — Psyche_Zeroh Amusement Copy Share Image
Person: YOU GET ON MY F*CKING NERVES! Me: So you're gonna caps-lock me to death? — Psyche_Zeroh Attitude Copy Share Image
Can't believe Google is cocky enough to start guessing after one letter. — Psyche_Zeroh Amusement Copy Share Image
It's all fun and games until someone calls the cops. Then it's a new game; Hide and Seek. — Psyche_Zeroh Attitude Copy Share Image
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? — Psyche_Zeroh Attitude Copy Share Image
You know your childhood is pretty much over when you fall asleep on the couch, and wake up on the f*cking couch. — Psyche_Zeroh Attitude Copy Share Image
So, you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day? Well, some people don't have a Mother on Mother's Day. Or, a Father… — Psyche_Zeroh Attitude Copy Share Image
