Amusement Quote by Psyche_Zeroh Download Open image “Life doesn't give me lemons anymore. Not after what happened last time.” — Psyche_Zeroh ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Amusement Attitude Bitchy Funny Hate Last time Life Sarcasm
Today, I've been through a lot... you know the saying, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade?... Fuck that. When life gives you lemons… — Savannah Smith Copy Share Image
I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own! — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in. — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons make grape juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If she's still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share
Heroin - A drug that helps you to escape reality, while making it much harder to cope when you are recaptured. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share
What is your worst sin? My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty. That isn't vanity, dear, that's imagination. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
You know your childhood is pretty much over when you fall asleep on the couch, and wake up on the f*cking couch. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
Can't believe Google is cocky enough to start guessing after one letter. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
Person: YOU GET ON MY F*CKING NERVES! Me: So you're gonna caps-lock me to death? — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
Lady Astor: If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it! — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
Cultivate the habit of thinking ahead, and of anticipating the necessary and immediate consequences of all your actions… Likewise in your pleasures, ask yourself what such and such an amusement leads to, as it is essential to have an objective in everything you do. Any pastime that contributes nothing to bodily strength or to mental alertness is a totally ridiculous,… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share
Ancient eyes had stared at me, filled with ancient grief. And something more. Something so alien and unexpected that I'd almost burst into tears. I'd seen many things in his eyes in the time that I'd known him: lust, amusement, sympathy, mockery, caution, fury. But I had never seen this. Hope. Jericho Barrons had hope, and I was the reason… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share
Every producer in Hollywood had set me down as a type. I was both amused and disappointed. — Bela Lugosi Copy Share Image
By amusing myself with all these games, all this nonsense, all these picture puzzles, I became famous... I am only a public entertainer who… — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image
I just started writing for my own amusement and occasionally singing in little clubs around Los Angeles. Then I wrote 'The Rose,' and through… — Amanda McBroom Copy Share Image
Happiness does not consist in pastimes and amusements but in virtuous activities. — Aristotle Copy Share Image
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. From the desperate city you go into the desperate country, and have to console yourself with the bravery of minks and muskrats. A stereotyped but unconscious despair is concealed even under what are called the games and amusements of mankind. There is no play… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share
Ordinary people simply don't know what books mean to us, shut up here. Reading, learning, and the radio are our amusements. — Anne Frank Copy Share Image
My first job was at an amusement park in Virginia. It was the worst. I loved the park but once I'd worked there all… — Danny McBride Copy Share Image
The Stoics say, "Retire within yourselves; it is there you will find your rest." And that is not true. Others say, "Go out of… — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
I realized, "Gee, you're making the same film over and over here." I just kept making them for my own amusement, but also with this thought in my head that I could collect enough songs to make an album out of it. I am attracted to non-dramatic moments in life. The idea of a coffee break is not something you'd… — Jim Jarmusch Copy Share
I like these boots," I told Vayl. "Do you think they'd sell them to me cheap? I keep ruining mine." "Since when do you fret over money?" he asked with amusement. "I was not even sure you knew what to do with it." I shrugged. "A women has needs." "Still." said Cole. "Gosh, Jaz, why didn't you say something to… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share
