Quote by Garnglegut the Confused

“Is that a banana in your lunch box, or are you just pleased to see me?”

— H.M. Forester

“I’ll tell you, I go absolutely bananas for phallic-shaped fruit.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Oh my god, I am a banana.”

— John Green

“banana. Soon the boys were eating pudding with sliced bananas on”

— Anne D. Mather

“I wouldn’t know how to seduce a monkey into eating a banana.”

— Paula Garner

“I want to rip the rest of those buttons open and climb him like a monkey in a banana tree. Oh God, what I…

— Heather M. Orgeron

“You and I may look at a banana and see a banana. If forced to come up with something more inventive to do with…

— Peter Sagal

“He says he wants more carrots and bread crumbs!”

— Breehn Burns

“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!”

— Anonymous

“I forgot to bring up banana peels. I guess it just slipped my mind.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is a banana. No it isn’t. Still, I think you should eat it anyway.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I'll just hang upside down from the wire banana and throw bags of flour at the librarians.”

— Lissa Evans