Librarians Quote by Lissa Evans

“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!”

— Anonymous

“Is that a banana in your lunch box, or are you just pleased to see me?”

— H.M. Forester

“You and I may look at a banana and see a banana. If forced to come up with something more inventive to do with…

— Peter Sagal

“Oh my god, I am a banana.”

— John Green

“I don’t want you running around with a little banana-handler!”

— Scott Parker

“I wouldn’t know how to seduce a monkey into eating a banana.”

— Paula Garner

“A group of winged monkeys threw it at me.” Ariella crossed her arms and glared, and I had an odd moment of déjà vu.…

— Julie Kagawa

“I forgot to bring up banana peels. I guess it just slipped my mind.”

— Jarod Kintz

“This is perhaps what has made some suspect that the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was really a banana.”

— Jane Grigson

“I'll have a banana and crayon sandwich, please.”

— Garnglegut the Confused

“I want to rip the rest of those buttons open and climb him like a monkey in a banana tree. Oh God, what I…

— Heather M. Orgeron

“Bananas! Here! Blah, blah! Whatever!”

— Jeff Brown