Comedy Quote by Heather M. Orgeron

“I wouldn’t know how to seduce a monkey into eating a banana.”

— Paula Garner

“Oh my god, I am a banana.”

— John Green

“That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas.”

— Nicole Peeler

“And the monkey flips the switch.”

— Akiva Goldsman

“The monkeys, they just went bananas.”

— Jarod Kintz

“They looked like two apes pounding their chest and asking for a banana. The thing about me—I was not so willing to give just…

— Krista Ritchie

“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!”

— Anonymous

“I'll have a banana and crayon sandwich, please.”

— Garnglegut the Confused

“I don’t want you running around with a little banana-handler!”

— Scott Parker

“Instead of politicians, let the monkeys govern the countries; at least they will steal only the bananas!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“I could carve a better man out of a banana.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“You must show him your monkey: I am sure he will like that.”

— Elizabeth Bowen