Bad-politicians Quote by Mehmet Murat ildan

“I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey!”

— Jonathan Dunne

“The monkeys, they just went bananas.”

— Jarod Kintz

“They looked like two apes pounding their chest and asking for a banana. The thing about me—I was not so willing to give just…

— Krista Ritchie

“I wouldn’t know how to seduce a monkey into eating a banana.”

— Paula Garner

“The monkeys seized all the cocoanuts within their reach and sent them down upon us”

— Johann David Wyss

“How do you think we smart we realy are? If the whole world, economic, and everything around us, is based on one thing. If…

— VicDo

“The biggest problem facing a monkey today is: trees. There's bloody great huge trees everywhere; getting in the way. (Leaps And Bounds)”

— Peter Coomber

“every time a reader leaves a book review, a crippled monkey gets a free banana. I”

— Bobby Adair

Monkey will be monkeys little monkeys but if you take their banana they going take yours

— MrAwesome

“Morals; the pathetic answer to authority Seen two gorillas sharing a banana?”

— M. COCHET M

“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!”

— Anonymous

“In the story of the two quarelling cats and the monkey, no one asks the cake about its opinion. Then I would prefer to…

— Amarjyoti Acharya