Money Quote by Jonathan Dunne

“Instead of politicians, let the monkeys govern the countries; at least they will steal only the bananas!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“They looked like two apes pounding their chest and asking for a banana. The thing about me—I was not so willing to give just…

— Krista Ritchie

Monkey will be monkeys little monkeys but if you take their banana they going take yours

— MrAwesome

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

— James Goldsmith

“The monkeys, they just went bananas.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I wouldn’t know how to seduce a monkey into eating a banana.”

— Paula Garner

“Bananas! Here! Blah, blah! Whatever!”

— Jeff Brown

“every time a reader leaves a book review, a crippled monkey gets a free banana. I”

— Bobby Adair

Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys.

— Dorothy Salisbury Davis

“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!”

— Anonymous

“A monkey could do my job better and with more hilarious results.”

— Marie-Helene Bertino

“You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana.”

— John Rachel