Humor Quote by Jonathan Dunne

“Revenge is a dish best served cold but Mama prefers to serve it with hot gravy, potatoes, and roast turkey.” quote by Jonathan Dunne — Download Open image

““Revenge is a dish best served cold but Mama prefers to serve it with hot gravy, potatoes, and roast turkey.””

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“Nicky, the van’s on fire!’ ‘Fuck the van, Willy! We got ourselves a prodigy child!”

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“Yes, Cabbage: prison diplomacy. It’s called offering the newcomer a very warm welcome. You can tell Mares that I made lots of friends at two in the morning on the first night and continued making friends in the back of the laundry room and if I didn’t make friends there they would shove me into an industrial tumble-dryer and spin…

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“Father has a fear of flying since that aeroplane crashed into his bedroom.”

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“See this Swiss army knife, Lawless! It's gotta magnifying glass and a million blades but I only need one, so step right the fuck…

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“Instead of leaving on a gas-guzzling generator all night, Mama and Papa make a killing by making hard 'n fast love like a couple…

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“What do you read for pleasure? Kama Sutra.”

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