Magnifying glass Quote by Jonathan Dunne

“What do you mean? In Old Castle? I still live with my parents in case you haven’t noticed, Jack. Those two strangers – that…

— Jonathan Dunne

“You think road-kill is poetry!”

— Jonathan Dunne

“Sometimes I regret going into that public toilet with your father.’ ‘Then practice safe sex, Mama!!’ ‘We were! There was a fight in the…

— Jonathan Dunne

“I met a few chimpanzees on my pilgrimages and I wasn't sure if they were just shrivelled-up villagers or chimps...”

— Jonathan Dunne

“I wish this country was run by children”

— Jonathan Dunne

“Nicky, the van’s on fire!’ ‘Fuck the van, Willy! We got ourselves a prodigy child!”

— Jonathan Dunne

“Yes, Cabbage: prison diplomacy. It’s called offering the newcomer a very warm welcome. You can tell Mares that I made lots of friends at…

— Jonathan Dunne

“Father has a fear of flying since that aeroplane crashed into his bedroom.”

— Jonathan Dunne

“I recall when this place was a good 'n honest community hall with a great sense of place and pride but now it's just…

— Jonathan Dunne

“Revenge is a dish best served cold but Mama prefers to serve it with hot gravy, potatoes, and roast turkey.”

— Jonathan Dunne

“Instead of leaving on a gas-guzzling generator all night, Mama and Papa make a killing by making hard 'n fast love like a couple…

— Jonathan Dunne

“What do you read for pleasure? Kama Sutra.”

— Jonathan Dunne