“I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey!” — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
“What do you mean? In Old Castle? I still live with my parents in case you haven’t noticed, Jack. Those two strangers – that… — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I regret going into that public toilet with your father.’ ‘Then practice safe sex, Mama!!’ ‘We were! There was a fight in the… — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
“I met a few chimpanzees on my pilgrimages and I wasn't sure if they were just shrivelled-up villagers or chimps...” — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
“Nicky, the van’s on fire!’ ‘Fuck the van, Willy! We got ourselves a prodigy child!” — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
“Yes, Cabbage: prison diplomacy. It’s called offering the newcomer a very warm welcome. You can tell Mares that I made lots of friends at… — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
“Father has a fear of flying since that aeroplane crashed into his bedroom.” — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
“I recall when this place was a good 'n honest community hall with a great sense of place and pride but now it's just… — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
“See this Swiss army knife, Lawless! It's gotta magnifying glass and a million blades but I only need one, so step right the fuck… — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
“Revenge is a dish best served cold but Mama prefers to serve it with hot gravy, potatoes, and roast turkey.” — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
“Instead of leaving on a gas-guzzling generator all night, Mama and Papa make a killing by making hard 'n fast love like a couple… — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
