Humour Quote by Jonathan Dunne

“My father hated public restrooms. Once, when I was a little boy, I had noticed he did not wash his hands after urinating and…

— J.D. Daniels

“Something had happened. The bath towels knew it, the bathtub and the toilet knew it. My father turned and walked out the door. He…

— Charles Bukowski

“No, I've been doing this myself forever. I could have gone in here myself, but my daddy doesn't want me to get raped. That…

— Gabrielle Zevin

“Climbing into bed, I slide my hands behind my head and stare up at the ceiling. I have no idea who my father is.…

— Tara Sivec

“Whenever I see a strange man at a urinal, I always approach him slowly and say, “Dad, is that you?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Riding back from the grocery store, I realized my father was two men—one he presented to the outside world, and one, far darker, that…

— Augusten Burroughs

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.

— Jessica Hahn

Dad used to wipe me on the most sensitive part of my body,one day I asked him,dad why alwys like that place? ''Son,it will…

— Erastus Macharia

“This next part might cheer you up. So my mom told me she was gonna drive me to my appointment at the sperm bank,…

— Tracey Garvis-Graves

“There was the sink incident - which I may have overreacted to because it reminded me of a memory I had of my parents…

— Samantha Young

“This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the toilet at…

— Tina Fey

“I was lucky that my parents really didn't care what I did. I was lucky that their bedroom was across the upstairs landing, with…

— Sarah Ann Walker