Time Quote by Makis Philosofukciss

“We live in a world where more individuals have access to mobile phones than to clean water.”

— Claire Díaz-Ortiz

“I hear phonetically on the phone. Toiletries sounds like toilet trees to me.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You know it’s the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.”

— Comic Strip Mama

“I've read better fecal matter patterns on toilet paper.”

— Terry Price

“I like buying drugs from you because your bathroom's always clean.”

— Mark Olmsted

“I’m almost afraid to tell you. Let’s put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.”

— Elle Lothlorien

“A bath is not enough to remove all your dirt if you are dirty from inside.”

— Hussain Rasheed

“Did you hear about the toilet being stolen from the police station? The cops have nothing to go on.”

— Dave Barry Alan Zweibel

“Do you have any idea how many times I’ve wanted to turn you into a turd and flush you down the toilet?”

— Quinn Loftis

“If I wasn’t about to go on the run, I’d get one of those smartphones that people hunch over all day like shitting dogs.”

— Victoria Scott

“Something had happened. The bath towels knew it, the bathtub and the toilet knew it. My father turned and walked out the door. He…

— Charles Bukowski

“The best poops clean wipe!”

— Steven Magee