Toilet paper Quote by Terry Price Download Open image ““I've read better fecal matter patterns on toilet paper.”” — Terry Price ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Toilet paper
“I'm out of tissues for toilet paper too. History notes just aren't…up to scratch” — Andrea K. Höst Copy Share Image
“You know it’s the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“I want to publish a book on toilet paper—not only about toilet paper, but actually print it on toilet paper. That way nobody will… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Everyone had taken their places, when I excused myself to visit the bathroom, and there, in the toilet, was the absolute biggest turd I… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“The stench that surrounded me suggested that the tarp over my face had been previously used either to transport fertiliser or as toilet paper.” — Annabel Monaghan Copy Share Image
“There was no toilet and no soft, luxurious double-ply toilet paper for me to use.” — Steve the Noob Copy Share Image
“You know it’s the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
Pappu: Muje apki beti se shadi krni hai! Father: Tumhari salary meri beti k liye toilet paper bhi afford nhi kr skti Pappu: Agar… — Aakash Pattanayak Copy Share Image
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like toilet paper, youre either on a roll or youre taking sh!t from some @sshole! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
There is so much shit coming out of your mouth.. sometimes I get confused whether to give u a mouth freshener or a toilet… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fuck underrated, I'm constipated. I'm shittin' on 'em, fuck toilet paper. — Ace Hood Copy Share Image
When I was younger I was told to lose some weight because I was a little bit chubbier, but I didn't dream of modelling… — Vogue Williams Copy Share Image
Bestfriends are like toilet paper,they help you wipe away your mistakes..their also like trees,you can tell them anything..even though they are not listening:) — Joekidia Sims Copy Share Image
“I’ve felt alone, cold, and clothed in shame for too long. Let the sunlight be my blanket, wardrobe, and toilet paper.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's a topsy-turvy world in which a country can import the same amount of ice-cream, toilet paper and other goods to trading partners as… — Andrew Simms Copy Share Image
You can't put toilet paper in the toilet [in the space ship], so there's a separate vacuum can in front of you on the… — Mike Mullane Copy Share Image
![“You can't put toilet paper in the toilet [in the space ship], so there's a separate vacuum can in front of you on the wall and when you're done, you put the toilet paper in there and seal that up.” quote by Mike Mullane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/b69/mike-mullane-40841_done_you-can-t-put-toilet-paper-in-the-toilet_84593.jpg)