Toilet paper Quote by Hilary Winston Download Open image ““He was the first guy to find toilet paper in my butt.”” — Hilary Winston ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Toilet paper
“There was no toilet and no soft, luxurious double-ply toilet paper for me to use.” — Steve the Noob Copy Share Image
“I'm out of tissues for toilet paper too. History notes just aren't…up to scratch” — Andrea K. Höst Copy Share Image
“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“The man with two plungers for hands never wipes his ass, but he also never clogs up a toilet either.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Everyone had taken their places, when I excused myself to visit the bathroom, and there, in the toilet, was the absolute biggest turd I… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You know it’s the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“You're the man who stands on the street corner with a roll of toilet paper, and written on each square are the words, 'I… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“If loyalty was toilet paper... we'd be hard-pressed to wipe our asses, old buddy.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I'd appreciate if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet paper.” — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
“I tell him I take anti-depressants, which leads him on a thirty-minute detour. He tells me sadness is a part of finding out who… — Hilary Winston Copy Share Image
“We could love and not be suckers. We could dream and not be losers. It was such a beautiful time. Everything was possible because… — Hilary Winston Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing like that feeling of waiting for a guy. It’s the loneliest feeling in the world. Holding that cell phone in your hand… — Hilary Winston Copy Share Image
“…his intention was pure. He didn’t know why, but he liked a girl and he felt compelled to do something about it. That’s how it all starts. And as that drive grows, it’s the gateway to real emotion. Emotion that moves mountains and starts wars and makes mix tapes and buys airbrushed lovers’ T-shirts at the beach and writes horrible… — Hilary Winston Copy Share
“I have never felt more single than the night I stayed in to apply Pro-Activ and a warm compress to my cat’s acne ridden… — Hilary Winston Copy Share Image
“There's nothing like that feeling of waiting for a guy. It's the loneliest feeling in the world. Holding that cell phone in your hand… — Hilary Winston Copy Share Image
“When I was younger I was attracted to gay guys and they were "attracted" to me. I don't exactly know why...But it turned out… — Hilary Winston Copy Share Image
“I hadn't done any fooling around in so long, I didn't know what to do. I sort of wanted to lose weight and take… — Hilary Winston Copy Share Image
“You know it’s the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
Pappu: Muje apki beti se shadi krni hai! Father: Tumhari salary meri beti k liye toilet paper bhi afford nhi kr skti Pappu: Agar… — Aakash Pattanayak Copy Share Image
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like toilet paper, youre either on a roll or youre taking sh!t from some @sshole! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
There is so much shit coming out of your mouth.. sometimes I get confused whether to give u a mouth freshener or a toilet… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fuck underrated, I'm constipated. I'm shittin' on 'em, fuck toilet paper. — Ace Hood Copy Share Image
When I was younger I was told to lose some weight because I was a little bit chubbier, but I didn't dream of modelling… — Vogue Williams Copy Share Image
Bestfriends are like toilet paper,they help you wipe away your mistakes..their also like trees,you can tell them anything..even though they are not listening:) — Joekidia Sims Copy Share Image
“I’ve felt alone, cold, and clothed in shame for too long. Let the sunlight be my blanket, wardrobe, and toilet paper.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's a topsy-turvy world in which a country can import the same amount of ice-cream, toilet paper and other goods to trading partners as… — Andrew Simms Copy Share Image
You can't put toilet paper in the toilet [in the space ship], so there's a separate vacuum can in front of you on the… — Mike Mullane Copy Share Image
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