Bananas Quote by Jarod Kintz

“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!”

— Anonymous

“I wouldn’t know how to seduce a monkey into eating a banana.”

— Paula Garner

“Oh my god, I am a banana.”

— John Green

“Instead of politicians, let the monkeys govern the countries; at least they will steal only the bananas!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“Bananas! Here! Blah, blah! Whatever!”

— Jeff Brown

“They looked like two apes pounding their chest and asking for a banana. The thing about me—I was not so willing to give just…

— Krista Ritchie

“you were attacked by cement monkeys?”

— Tom Cook

“A group of winged monkeys threw it at me.” Ariella crossed her arms and glared, and I had an odd moment of déjà vu.…

— Julie Kagawa

“Just who are the cheese monkeys? And what do they want?”

— Chip Kidd

“banana. Soon the boys were eating pudding with sliced bananas on”

— Anne D. Mather

“And the monkey flips the switch.”

— Akiva Goldsman

“The monkeys seized all the cocoanuts within their reach and sent them down upon us”

— Johann David Wyss