Quote by Anne D. Mather

“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!”

— Anonymous

“Oh my god, I am a banana.”

— John Green

“We were like bananas. Stuck together, we were ripe and yellow. But the moment one was torn apart, all the rest turned black and…

— Kit Lyman

“I’ll tell you, I go absolutely bananas for phallic-shaped fruit.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Bananas- sickening. F**king disgusting excuses for food.”

— Kristin Hansen

“We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe…

— Chetan Bhagat

“That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas.”

— Nicole Peeler

“His skin was blotched as a dying banana.”

— David Mitchell

“I loosen my grip and take a tasteless bite. I don’t like bananas much—they’re so mealy—but they’re a safe fruit to eat, always cleanly…

— Corinne Duyvis

“I forgot to bring up banana peels. I guess it just slipped my mind.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is a banana. No it isn’t. Still, I think you should eat it anyway.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.”

— Neil Gaiman