Banana Quote by Peter Sagal

“I could carve a better man out of a banana.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Oh my god, I am a banana.”

— John Green

“I could carve a better man out of a banana.’” One”

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr

“Is that a banana in your lunch box, or are you just pleased to see me?”

— H.M. Forester

“I wouldn’t know how to seduce a monkey into eating a banana.”

— Paula Garner

“They looked like two apes pounding their chest and asking for a banana. The thing about me—I was not so willing to give just…

— Krista Ritchie

“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!”

— Anonymous

“A brick is a banana. No it isn’t. Still, I think you should eat it anyway.
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— Jarod Kintz

“This is perhaps what has made some suspect that the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was really a banana.”

— Jane Grigson

“banana. Soon the boys were eating pudding with sliced bananas on”

— Anne D. Mather

“Get rid of the idea that everyone has to like you! Even if you were the most delicious apple on earth, get real, some…

— Richard Spinos

“I’d put a banana on my tray, too. That, at least, didn’t remind me of anything trying to kill me. Could you kill someone…

— St Crow Lili