Funny-and-random Quote by R.D. Cole Download Open image ““F*ck a duck and sh*t on a goldfish cracker!”” — R.D. Cole ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny-and-random
“The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but the quacking duck gets shot.” — Carl Sandburg Copy Share Image
“If I ask for a goldfish, he spits a glob of phlegm into a jar of water.” — Eduardo C. Corral Copy Share Image
“Breathe, man, just breathe,” I told myself and had to think of old women at the beach in bikinis. When that didn’t help, I… — R.D. Cole Copy Share Image
“..whatever happens in life helps make us who we're meant to be and leads us to people we're meant to meet” — R.D. Cole Copy Share Image
“Let your Tragedy Make You. Not Break You." -Trudy Love Learning to Live R.D. Cole” — R.D. Cole Copy Share Image
“OMG, honey! That was effin’ H.O.T. I mean, I’m so gay, but damn I want to take you over my knee and spank your… — R.D. Cole Copy Share Image
“Sometimes life can throw rocks big enough to leave cracks in your soul. You can either hide them or turn the cracks into something… — R.D. Cole Copy Share Image
“I also want you to know that a father isn't someone who helps produce a child. It's the person who loves that child and… — R.D. Cole Copy Share Image
“practically turned green and ripped your shirt off while running toward her. Man, I thought he was dead when you hit him.” — R.D. Cole Copy Share Image
“I was shameless in my supermarket-shelf mass-market taste. I loved King, Evanovich, Grisham and Brown. I won't lie; the oficial-looking filing cabinet in the… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Darling Daddy, This is Rose. Very good news. Caddy is going to marry Micheal. In case you have forgotten because you have not been… — Hilary McKay Copy Share Image
“I wasn't exactly sure what "nothing good" meant, but I could imagine in this world of humans, "nothing good" could mean a lot of… — Tamra Torero Copy Share Image
“You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.” — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
“By the power of Grayskull. . . I have the power!" Nick "By the power of Grayskull, I'm going to cleave your skull from… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Thanks for coming," Zach told him. He slapped Jonas on the back. And I felt like I'd fallen into an alternate universe. One where… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
“He'd have to turn on his high-voltage charm with these people. Should work. They were only used to 12V battery power after all-he'd dazzle… — Josephine Myles Copy Share Image
“If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Do ever respond to a question without asking another question? Does it bother you? No. But it does confirm my hypothesis. What hypothesis? He… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Dear God, Why don't you ever get inspired by those carmakers who recall defective models? Please be humble, accept that you made and mistake… — EverSkeptic Copy Share Image
